Venfarnflam is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, uncaring warg.

Venfarnflam created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venfarnflam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Venfarnflam, she will destroy your home planet.

Venfarnflam's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Venfarnflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with joy.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always look after injured doves.

4. Always help otters.

5. Never speak at dawn.