Ingpibaf is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate hedgehog.

Ingpibaf created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingpibaf, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ingpibaf, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ingpibaf's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Ingpibaf's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never fashion tools from stone.

3. Remain prostrate during prayer.

4. Never travel toward the north during summer.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.