Neltimlim is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish dingo.

Neltimlim created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Neltimlim, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Neltimlim, it will throw large rocks at you.

Neltimlim's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Neltimlim's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dogs with great respect.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. You must love Neltimlim.

4. Always help sick tortoises.

5. Never go into gray rooms.