Nabarmsand is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, impressive snail.

Nabarmsand created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabarmsand, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nabarmsand, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nabarmsand's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Nabarmsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Always remove scarves before entering holy places.

3. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.

4. Never handle aluminium while unclean.

5. Do not shave your legs.