Bellquill is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, staggering swan.

Bellquill created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellquill, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bellquill, he will turn you into a mole.

Bellquill's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bellquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured grasshopers.

2. Do not keep three capybaras in a large pit.

3. Never prepare nuts during winter.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Shun those given to greed.