Getlistceb is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, amazing dryad.

Getlistceb created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getlistceb, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Getlistceb, it will turn you into a hamster.

Getlistceb's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Getlistceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of signs.

2. Never run in the presence of elders.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Run away from purple monkeys, for they are unholy.