Pomvogapprawgam is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, narcissistic mink.

Pomvogapprawgam created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomvogapprawgam, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pomvogapprawgam, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pomvogapprawgam's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Pomvogapprawgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of beans to moths while wearing blue skirts.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect eight iron sculptures of Pomvogapprawgam on top of important buildings.

4. Run away if five snails approach from the east.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.