Camrighatnabpitcatfub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unfair penguin.

Camrighatnabpitcatfub created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Camrighatnabpitcatfub, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Camrighatnabpitcatfub, she will destroy your home planet.

Camrighatnabpitcatfub's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Camrighatnabpitcatfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas.

2. Rats are not to be trusted.

3. Never adorn your legs with green markings.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Camrighatnabpitcatfub in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.