Dibpogarp Sabmiging is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful seal.

Dibpogarp Sabmiging created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Dibpogarp Sabmiging, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dibpogarp Sabmiging, it will turn you into a mouse.

Dibpogarp Sabmiging's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Dibpogarp Sabmiging's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention birds.

2. Dibpogarp Sabmiging loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

3. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

4. You must pray to Dibpogarp Sabmiging five times a day.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.