Dumdossmut is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, proud newt.

Dumdossmut created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumdossmut, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dumdossmut, it will destroy your home solar system.

Dumdossmut's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dumdossmut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Dumdossmut on top of all buildings.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dumdossmut.

5. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.