Nilpasbaf Bedhivcib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, strong toad.

Nilpasbaf Bedhivcib created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilpasbaf Bedhivcib, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nilpasbaf Bedhivcib, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nilpasbaf Bedhivcib's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nilpasbaf Bedhivcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Do not chant at forests.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

5. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.