Wattifgod is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent mouse.

Wattifgod created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wattifgod, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wattifgod, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Wattifgod's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Wattifgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

2. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

3. Sheep are not to be trusted.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Hide if nine snakes approach from the west.