Limgomnul is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, capable jellyfish.

Limgomnul created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Limgomnul, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Limgomnul, he will turn you into a duck.

Limgomnul's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Limgomnul's Holy Commandments

1. Always share coconuts with strangers, but never with gulls.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Never chant in spring.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never cross forests at midnight.