Libstignan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, able meerkat.

Libstignan created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Libstignan, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Libstignan, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Libstignan's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Libstignan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites in need.

2. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

3. Always help tapirs.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Never approach mountains carrying ash.