Genbuskin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-powerful warg.

Genbuskin created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Genbuskin, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Genbuskin, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Genbuskin's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Genbuskin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Always look after injured ants.