Jadgidmut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, stupid toad.

Jadgidmut created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadgidmut, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jadgidmut, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Jadgidmut's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Jadgidmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Always help gulls.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Jadgidmut must be the most important thing in your life.