Xendubfab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, egotistical fox.

Xendubfab created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xendubfab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xendubfab, he will turn you into a rock.

Xendubfab's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Xendubfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with purple.

2. Never discuss cell theory in public assemblies.

3. Do not place limes upon stone.

4. Never feed lots of bread to tapirs while wearing green jumpers.

5. Always look after injured porpoises.