Higgatdod is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, contented dragonfly.

Higgatdod created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higgatdod, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Higgatdod, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Higgatdod's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Higgatdod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.