Cedfossfas is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, witty dragon.

Cedfossfas created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedfossfas, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cedfossfas, it will turn you into a worm.

Cedfossfas' most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Cedfossfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve boots on sacred days.

2. Never point your feet toward the south during prayer.

3. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never speak aloud of numbers.