Manbonkhub is a god.

It takes the form of a small, merciless crocodile.

Manbonkhub created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manbonkhub, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Manbonkhub, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Manbonkhub's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Manbonkhub's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not hurt horses.

3. Do not keep eight cats in a large pit.

4. Never pray while filled with pride.

5. Hide from white sharks for they are unholy.