Stikneg Zanwadboss Cincetdap is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, loving rat.

Stikneg Zanwadboss Cincetdap created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikneg Zanwadboss Cincetdap, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stikneg Zanwadboss Cincetdap, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Stikneg Zanwadboss Cincetdap's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Stikneg Zanwadboss Cincetdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near hamsters while wearing brown jumpers and balancing five lead spheres on your hands.

3. Never paint your arms fawn.

4. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

5. Do not take Stikneg Zanwadboss Cincetdap's name in vain.