Wadyarpdam is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, merciless fish.

Wadyarpdam created water two years ago.

If you believe in Wadyarpdam, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wadyarpdam, he will turn you into a puffin.

Wadyarpdam's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Wadyarpdam's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near snakes while wearing gray tights and balancing four iron spheres on your feet.

3. Wadyarpdam must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Never discuss ribonucleic acid in public assemblies.