Likcedgem is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, duplicitous crane.

Likcedgem created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Likcedgem, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Likcedgem, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Likcedgem's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Likcedgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Never touch blood while clean.

4. Always obey Likcedgem's priests.

5. Never laugh in autumn.