Konkikbast Gonbegnart is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tiresome tapir.

Konkikbast Gonbegnart created time and space eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Konkikbast Gonbegnart, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Konkikbast Gonbegnart, it will not care at all.

Konkikbast Gonbegnart's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Konkikbast Gonbegnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snails.

2. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

3. Do not step barefoot upon yellow earth.

4. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.

5. Never allow sheep to sleep beneath your roof.