Rulltaprul is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, kind naga.

Rulltaprul created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Rulltaprul, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rulltaprul, it will try to impress you with trees.

Rulltaprul's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Rulltaprul's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle zinc while unclean.

2. Never think ill of sick frogs.

3. Never run in the presence of elders.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

5. Never talk about special relativity near horses while wearing mauve stockings and balancing six copper spheres on your hands.