Barnontleg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective horse.

Barnontleg created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Barnontleg, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Barnontleg, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Barnontleg's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Barnontleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes on holy days.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.