Rappitflat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sage hummingbird.

Rappitflat created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rappitflat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rappitflat, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rappitflat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Rappitflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

3. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Never sit in holy places.