Bodtikcin is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, confident parrot.

Bodtikcin created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodtikcin, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bodtikcin, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bodtikcin's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bodtikcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Put Bodtikcin first in all things.

4. Do not gather at wells at midnight.

5. Never handle platinum while unclean.