Yikgunparkpit is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, all-powerful human.

Yikgunparkpit created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yikgunparkpit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yikgunparkpit, she will turn you into a tree.

Yikgunparkpit's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Yikgunparkpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the west during spring.

2. Never gather six voles near doors.

3. Never feed strawberries to rats while wearing black jumpers.

4. Yikgunparkpit loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.