Bumwitlat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, effective dog.

Bumwitlat created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumwitlat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bumwitlat, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bumwitlat's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bumwitlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your face toward the north during prayer.

2. Never think ill of sick foxes.

3. Never sing in the presence of elders.

4. Never sit in winter.

5. Do not chant at forests.