Bonhivhinmad is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, weak toad.

Bonhivhinmad created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Bonhivhinmad, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bonhivhinmad, it will boil you in a big pot.

Bonhivhinmad's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bonhivhinmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill hamsters.

2. Always obey Bonhivhinmad's priests.

3. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Run away if seven ants approach from the north.

5. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.