Lidcibgonspag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, temperamental gnu.

Lidcibgonspag created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidcibgonspag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lidcibgonspag, she will remove you from existence.

Lidcibgonspag's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Lidcibgonspag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always share strawberries with strangers, but never with turtles.

3. Never hurt voles.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Never chant while facing west.