Weegeptetti is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful beaver.

Weegeptetti created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weegeptetti, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Weegeptetti, she will be very sad.

Weegeptetti's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Weegeptetti's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Weegeptetti.

2. Never pray while filled with anger.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about frogs.

5. Never prepare beans during autumn.