Mitdimomin is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, effective scorpion.

Mitdimomin created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitdimomin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mitdimomin, she will turn you into a sheep.

Mitdimomin's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Mitdimomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never record signs.

4. Do not hurt seals.

5. Feed all hungry manatees.