Camrutartwegcatsogbitsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, awesome rat.

Camrutartwegcatsogbitsaf created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camrutartwegcatsogbitsaf, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Camrutartwegcatsogbitsaf, he will not care at all.

Camrutartwegcatsogbitsaf's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Camrutartwegcatsogbitsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap at rivers.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Do not resist balance.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Camrutartwegcatsogbitsaf.

5. You must love Camrutartwegcatsogbitsaf.