Manyarpbab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, quiet narwhal.

Manyarpbab created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Manyarpbab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Manyarpbab, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Manyarpbab's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Manyarpbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Manyarpbab.

3. You must pray to Manyarpbab nine times a day.

4. Never wear black jumpers on sacred days.

5. Never touch blood while unclean.