Jopsagtiknad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent wyrm.

Jopsagtiknad created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Jopsagtiknad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jopsagtiknad, it will turn you into a snail.

Jopsagtiknad's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Jopsagtiknad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always maintain patience during holy days.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.