Botzogben is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous jellyfish.

Botzogben created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Botzogben, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Botzogben, she will refuse to believe in you.

Botzogben's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Botzogben's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about enzymes.

2. You must pray to Botzogben six times a day.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about bacteria.

5. Never play with disobedient children.