Cedcuntof is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-assured dragon.

Cedcuntof created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedcuntof, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cedcuntof, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cedcuntof's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cedcuntof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Do not step barefoot upon violet earth.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

4. Do not hurt aardvarks.

5. Do not consume garlic at dawn.