Hotsogpas is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, blissful raven.

Hotsogpas created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Hotsogpas, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hotsogpas, he will send you a sign.

Hotsogpas' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Hotsogpas' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

2. Never feed cucumbers to dogs while wearing green jumpers.

3. Always store oranges above ground.

4. Never touch ash while unclean.

5. Always wear orange.