Stersugrig is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, deceitful cat.

Stersugrig created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stersugrig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stersugrig, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Stersugrig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Stersugrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Always remove coats before touching iron.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.