Sinrot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, overgenerous eagle.

Sinrot created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinrot, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sinrot, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sinrot's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Sinrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never hurt tapirs.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Pray towards the south.