Ligjenkampop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, annoying bird.

Ligjenkampop created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligjenkampop, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ligjenkampop, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ligjenkampop's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Ligjenkampop's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat pineapples.

2. Always help dogs in need.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never approach mountains carrying wood.

5. You must pray to Ligjenkampop four times a day.