Limnurtvan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sage manatee.

Limnurtvan created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Limnurtvan, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Limnurtvan, it will turn you into a duck.

Limnurtvan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Limnurtvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather five snakes near doors.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Do not fashion tools from lead.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching platinum.