Miffenkab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, passionate spider.

Miffenkab created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miffenkab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Miffenkab, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Miffenkab's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Miffenkab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red snakes, for they are unholy.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.