Binbissjop is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, clever rhinoceros.

Binbissjop created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binbissjop, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Binbissjop, she will turn you into a duck.

Binbissjop's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Binbissjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near mice.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Always help sick tapirs.

5. Never hurt tortoises.