Mumtitflig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish bat.

Mumtitflig created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumtitflig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mumtitflig, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Mumtitflig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Mumtitflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine birds near doors.

2. Never cross mountains at dawn.

3. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Mumtitflig loves rats, so they must be respected.