Rakgamcebstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, clever cat.

Rakgamcebstrag created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakgamcebstrag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rakgamcebstrag, he will turn you into a worm.

Rakgamcebstrag's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Rakgamcebstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near doves while wearing orange kilts and balancing four titanium spheres on your back.

2. Do not contemplate dark matter during the night.

3. Always wash your hands before prayer.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Rakgamcebstrag on top of all buildings.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.