Witarncet is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, smart clam.

Witarncet created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Witarncet, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Witarncet, he will turn you into a sheep.

Witarncet's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Witarncet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near ducks while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing seven iron spheres on your legs.

2. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Never handle gold while unclean.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.