Wotfumpon Hakraplog is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, charitable shark.

Wotfumpon Hakraplog created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Wotfumpon Hakraplog, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wotfumpon Hakraplog, she will turn you into a duck.

Wotfumpon Hakraplog's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Wotfumpon Hakraplog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate dark energy during the night.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never allow monkeys to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never look at galaxies.